a guy,
goes into a psychiatrist's office, with a duck on his
head, and the doctor said, "can I help you?" and the
duck says, "yeah, could you get this guy off my ass?"
PSYCHO
PICK-UP LINES
* "Wanna swap meds?"
* "Can I buy you a
spatula?"
* "Bet you're
wondering why I have no nostrils?"
* "Your crawlspace
or mine?"
* "You look like the
kind of person who appreciates catheters."
* "May I lick your
forehead?"
* "Do you always
wear your shoes over your socks? "
* "Smeep. Smeep.
Smeep."
* "What's your
favorite flavor of wood?"
* "You've stolen my
heart, but thats okay because I have three more back
home in the freezer!"
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